‘KISSING LANGUAGE’

People with crooked teeth
usually Kiss
BETTER than people with straight
teeth…

– When you chew gum before you kiss,
it actually makes your breath SMELL
WORSE than before because of your
salivary glands…

// Mints work MUCH better. <3 <3 <3

`*GUYS; It is much more ROMANTiC to
kiss girls in a fancy restaurant or
UNDER THE STARS than to kiss in your
disgusting bedroom or in the movie
theaters

`*GiRLS; Just because a guy kisses you
every 10 minutes doesn’t mean he#8217;s
using you …he’s just a little
horny && there`s no problem with
that !!!

– It has been PR0VEN that when people
with the SAME Hair C0L0R kiss, it is
more R0MANTiC than that of a different
hair color!!!

[(WE D0NT KNOW WHY)]

– your First Kiss isn#8217;t always
your
BEST Kiss

– If you can tie a KN0T in a CHERRY
with your tongue, it doesn’t mean you
are a good kisser .. it just means
your TONGUE MUSCLE is strong

– ALL GiRLS are NOT hoes, and ALL
GUYS are NOT PLAYERS .. EVERYONE gets
a LiTTLE H0RNY sometimes

BE A GREAT KiSSER W/ THESE TiPS

– T0UCH HiS/HER FACE

– RUN Y0UR FiNGERS THR0UGH HiS/HER
HAiR

– KISS S0FTLY AT FIRST, THEN APPLY
M0RE PRESSURE

– H0LD Y0UR KISSiNG PARTNER

Kissing Language (yup, it’s a language)
if a kiss is the Language of Love,
then we have a lot to talk about it…

methods of Love….

+kiss on the ear——————–
“I’m horny”
+kiss on the cheek—————–
“we’re friends”
+kiss on the hand——————”i
adore you”
+kiss on the neck——————-
“we belong together”
+kiss on the shoulder————–”i
want you now”
+kiss on the lips———————
“i love you” or “i want you”
+holding hands———————–
“we can learn to love each other”
+a wink——————————–
-”Let’s get it on”
+slap on the butt———————
“thats mine”
+playing with the ear—————-
“i can’t live without you”
+holding on tight———————
“don’t let go”
+looking into each other’s eyes—
“let’s get romantic”
+playing with hair on head————-
–”tell me you love me”
+arms around the waist ———–
“i love you too much to let go”
+laughing while kissing———–
“i am completely comfortable with you”

=advice=
***if you’re kissing someone, close
your eyes. it’s not nice to stare…

=requirements=
post this again after reading!!…or
you’ll have a bad year of relationship

If you REALLY LIKE (or LOVE) SOMEONE
right now AND MISS THEM and can’t get
them out of your head or your crushing
on someone then re-post this within 1
minute and whoever you are missing
will surprise you tomorrow

Repost this as KISSING LANGUAGE

setting FIREFOX kmu!!!

- ketik di browser firefox anda dengan keyword “about:config”

.:: settingan cepat dan singkat ::.
- network.dns.disableIPv6 -> true
- network.http.pipelining -> true
- network.http.pipelining.maxrequests -> 8
- network.http.proxy.pipelining -> true
- plugin.expose_full_path -> true

.:: Fast Computer Fast Connection ::.
- content.interrupt.parsing = true
- content.max.tokenizing.time = 2250000
- content.notify.interval = 750000
- content.notify.ontimer = true
- content.switch.threshold = 750000
- nglayout.initialpaint.delay = 0
- network.http.max-connections = 48
- network.http.max-connections-per-server = 16
- network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-proxy = 16
- network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-server = 8
- browser.cache.memory.capacity = 65536

.:: Fast Computer, Slower Connection ::.
- content.max.tokenizing.time = 2250000
- content.notify.interval = 750000
- content.notify.ontimer = true
- content.switch.threshold = 750000
- network.http.max-connections = 48
- network.http.max-connections-per-server= 16
- network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-proxy = 16
- network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-server = 8
- nglayout.initialpaint.delay = 0
- browser.cache.memory.capacity = 65536

.:: Fast Computer, Slow Connection ::.
- browser.xul.error_pages.enabled = true
- content.interrupt.parsing = true
- content.max.tokenizing.time = 3000000
- content.maxtextrun = 8191
- content.notify.interval = 750000
- content.notify.ontimer = true
- content.switch.threshold = 750000
- network.http.max-connections = 32
- network.http.max-connections-per-server = 8
- network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-proxy = 8
- network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-server” = 4
- nglayout.initialpaint.delay = 0
- browser.cache.memory.capacity = 65536

.:: Slow Computer, Fast Connection ::.
- content.max.tokenizing.time = 3000000
- content.notify.backoffcount = 5
- content.notify.interval = 1000000
- content.notify.ontimer = true
- content.switch.threshold”, 1000000);
- content.maxtextrun = 4095
- nglayout.initialpaint.delay = 1000
- network.http.max-connections = 48
- network.http.max-connections-per-server = 16
- network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-proxy = 16
- network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-server = 8
- dom.disable_window_status_change = true

.:: Slow Computer, Slow Connection (Dial Up) ::.
- content.max.tokenizing.time = 2250000
- content.notify.interval = 750000
- content.notify.ontimer = true
- content.switch.threshold = 750000
- nglayout.initialpaint.delay = 750
- network.http.max-connections = 32
- network.http.max-connections-per-server = 8
- network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-proxy = 8
- network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-server = 4
- dom.disable_window_status_change = true

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Hari Anak Nasional..

juzt want 2 say :

SELAMAT HARI ANAK NASIONAL….!!!

akhir cerita harry potter 7

*Harry is alive, & so are Ron & Hermione
*Death List
-Rufus scrimgeour
-Crabbe
-Dobby
-Hedwig
-Colin Creevey
-Nymphadora Tonks
-Remus Lupin
-Severus Snape
-Fred Weasley
*George lost an ear
*Percy reconciled w/ his family & help fought against voldemort, he resigned from his work at the ministry
*Lupin & Tonks got married they had a son named Teddy
*R.A.B is Regulus Arcturus Black, He & Kreacher went to the cave to get the horcrux, Regulus drank the potion, he took the real locket & gave it to kreacher telling him to live & destroy the locket.
*Snapes patronus is a doe, same as Lily’s patronus
*Snape is on Dumbledore’s side
*Snape loves Lily for nearly all of his life, from the time when they were children. He & Lily are friends
*Snape asked Voldemort to spare Lily’s life
*Snape was killed by Voldemort, thingking snape is the master of the elder wand coz he’s the one who killed Dumbledore whom the elder wand belonged to.
*Dumbledore & Snape planned Dumbledore’s death
*Dumbkedore’s father Percival had been convicted of a savage & well publicised attack upon 3 young muggles.
*Petunia send a letter to dumbledore begging him to let her come to hogwarts along w/ her sister
*Student from slytherin’s house joined the death eater’s & voldemort.
*The last unknown horcrux was ravenclaw’s stone diadem
*Harry was Voldemorts 7th horcrux, the horcrux voldemort never meant to make
*Harry is the last living descendant of Ignotus
*Harry & Voldemort’s last duel occured in Hogwarts
*Voldemort died, killed by his own rebounding killing curse
*Dumbledore’s lived in godric’s hollow

*got it from mary ann*

maybe you shud thank her for that…

fenomena kaca Spion motor di Indonesia

ada satu hal yang menarik ketika kita membicarakan tentang aca spion motor di Indonesia. atau bahkan mungkin di seluruh dunia? kayanya ga sih, cuma di Indonesia aja. bagi yang tau tentang yang di luar negeri bisa kasih comment key…

di indonesia khususnya di pulau jawa, atau lebih tepatnya lagi di jogja, spion merupakan salah satu kelengkapan alat berendara yang mungkin dihindari oleh para penggunanya. mau bukti? liat aja di jalan2, jumlah sepeda motor yang kaca spionnya ada 2 pasti dan dapt dipastikan lebih sedikit dari yan memakai spion satu. entah spion satunya itu di kanan maupun di kiri.

lebih parah lagi, yang pakai itu kaca spionnya ditekuk ke bawah, jadi kaca/cermin nya tidak kelihatan. hohohohoho….

gimana ga sering terjadi  kecelakaan di jalan?

polisi? hehehehee walaupun sudah dikasih  spanduk sama pak polisi yang berbunyi : “lengkapi kaca spion bla bla bla….”

tapi ya masih pada bandel aja… lebih anehnya lagi, ternyata pak polisinya juga pakai motor yang spionnya cuma satu…

jadi…

—–dapat disimpulkan sendiri—–

power ranger

wa…….
wa…..
wa…..

seru abis. tadi [17 juni 2007] malem baru aja nonton lagi POWER RANGER yang movie di salah satu TV swasta. thanks bwt Global TV yang taw aja kalo skali kali perlu juga menayangkan film – film nostalgia kaya gitu. wo… pilemnya keren. jadi inget pas waktu kecil. ketika film itu maw diputer di Indonesia, aku dan temen – temen ribut abis!!! ada rookie, adam, tommy, kimberly, billy, yang ranger kuning lupa.. ada yang inget? kasih taw ya…

trus – trus pas jaman segitu ada restoran siap saji yang menyediakan hadiah berupa tempat minum power ranger, dan akibatnya di kelas hampir semua pake tempat minum yang sama. ada ranger merah, biru, kuning, hitam, pink, dan silver. hehehhehe seingatku yang punya tempat minum ranger merah ada 5 lebih. trus yang cewek alo ga pake yang pink ya yang kuning. woo.. pokoknya seru abis..
oya, gimana kabar temen – temen sd ya? dah ga pernah ketemuan lagi, hope kalian smua bae – baek aja..

dah dulu ah, dah ngantuk. ni abis nonton langsung nulis. biar ga lupa..
cayo power ranger!!!
go.. go… power ranger!!!

mulutmu harimaumu

hei, kembali lagi bersama ginjie…

lama dah ga nulis nie.. akibat dari ujian akhir semester yang panjang dan melelahan.
tapi semua itu sudah berakhir. tinggal berharap aja semua hasilnya baik. setelah selama persiapan ujian menderita sait berkepanjangan [baca posting sebelumnya]

yups, back to our main topic today. beberapa hari ini kalo melihat iklan di TV, ada salah satu iklan unik. dimana disitu ada tertulis mulutmu harimaumu..

hehhehe, setelah dipikir – pikir, memang benar apa yang tertulis disitu. semua yang kita katakan akan menjadi berbahaya bila kita tidak memikirkannya terlebih dahulu. contohnya adalah golongan para NDMN [ngomong dulu mikir ntar] alias yang penting ngomong dulu, baru dipikir apakah yang diomongin itu benar atau salah.

coba kita hitung, dalam sehari berapa kali kah kita melakukan hal yang demikian itu? mending kalau hasil omongan itu tidak beakibat apa – apa, tapi kalau kenapa – kenapa gimana? misalnya terus terjadi pertengkaran gimana? atau trus jadi sakit ati gimana? nah lho…

makanya masnya, mbaknya, kalo ngomong tu ya dipikir dulu jangan asal ngomong…

bekaitan dengan omongan, kmaren pas ke greja kidul loji, romo berkhotbah demikian…
dalam sehari berapa kaliah kita mendapatan omongan yang mensuport kita? lebih banyak mana daripada yang membuat semangat kita down? harap jadi permenungan ….

that’s all folks for today. have a nice day…